louis should come out with a solo album but instead of songs it should just be 58 minutes of the noises he makes when he comes
10 reasons why I love Harry Styles that have nothing to do with how he looks
- his corny jokes
- he’s always nice to fans
- he’s polite and genuine
- he can get cheeky
- his beautiful singing voice
- his music taste
- his dumb vines
- his horrible dance moves
- his sense of style
or lack there of- his sensitivity
louiS’ VOICE IS SO DIFFERENT FROM ANYONES LIKE IT’S SOFT AS A FEATHER, LIKE HONEY DRIPPING FROM A SPOON INTO CEREAL LIKE IT STICKS EVERYWHERE BUT EVERYONE LOVES IT BECAUSE IT’S SOFT AND PRETTY AND JUST LOUIS
louis probably has the world’s prettiest moans
Happiness comes in the form of Louis Tomlinson’s solos.
repeat after me:
- virginity is a social construct
- you don’t lose your virginity
- there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept
- virginity is inherently heterocentric
- your worth is not defined by weather or not you’ve had a dick inside you
- what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with
- the end
weaknesses include: soft louis, fem louis, scruffy louis, manly louis, louis in sweaters, louis in suspenders, shirtless louis, louis’s ass, louis’s thighs, louis’s eyes, louis’s smile, sleepy louis, louis in suits… [trails off] [passes out]
“psst”
“Harry be quiet the teacher is looking”
“i love you.”
“Harry!”
“psst”
“harry stop”
“i know you love me too”
^NO STOP.
hES SO PRETTY AND SOFT AND SLEEPY AND HIS EYELASHES I JUST-
i hope zayn makes louis the flower girl at his wedding
guYS
i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”
U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK
ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC
BITCH
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite TV shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people, who don’t care about me, doing pointless things.
i don’t know which louis hairstyle i like best it’s between the swishy wishy and the swirly whirly