teatattoo:

i don’t know which louis hairstyle i like best it’s between the swishy wishy and the swirly whirly

doncasturbate:

I LOVE IT WHEN LOUIS GETS WHAT HE WANTS IN LIFE, I LOVE IT WHEN THINGS WORK OUT IN LOUIS’ FAVOR, I LOVE IT WHEN LOUIS IS HAPPY, I LOVE LOUIS

• in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
• ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

em0tionallyfragile:

i don’t want to go to school i don’t want to go to university i don’t want to have a career i don’t want anyone to expect anything of me ever ever ever i just want to sit in a cocoon of blankets all day every day sleeping and reading books because i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole ‘contributing member of society’ thing

• me: I should go shower now
•  (five minutes later)
•  (another five minutes later)
•  (yet another five minutes later)
•  (more five minute intervals)
• someone: (goes into the bathroom)
• me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

“its not you… it’s your music taste”

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

• what she says: im fine. its nothing
• what she means: i wish you were zayn malik

rnedia:

my nickname in middle school was “who?”

My wardrobe

• 20%: don't fit
• 50%: too ugly
• 10%: worn it too many times
• 20%: pyjamas

           what        

                                      am

         i  

                                                doing

                     with

my 

                             life